February 2012
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go fuck yourself, NBC.
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Mel Gibson Month: 2 Fast 2 Furious
So Mel Gibson Month is technically over, but he’s made enough films that I can probably continue to write about them periodically.
Unfortunately, I didn’t have the time to watch another actual Mel Gibson film, but I did watch another film that featured a Gibson.
Tyrese Gibson plays Roman Pearce, some kind of racer guy who works with Paul Walker. The key to understanding...
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YYOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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CAN'T SPELL ELITE WITHOUT ELI LOLOLOL
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January 2012
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“It is a miracle that I have lived this long without having destroyed a person.”
– Maurice Sendak
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Seven Years Later
It’s a day in 7th grade math class where the teacher is doing some kind of problem using an overhead. For the first time, a student in my class is wearing contact lenses.
Of course, the guy had no idea what the fuck he was doing (he later dated a series of fat girls) and had to keep going to the bathroom to fix his contacts because like I said, he had no idea what the fuck he was doing.
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Up Late: 01/13/12
FUCKING BREAKING BAD
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The Routine: Savory and Sweet
As I sit upon my creaky throne at 10:36 pm on January 11, 2012, I am not playing Borderlands (which was gifted to me last summer by a friend) because the people with whom I would play are currently playing the shit out of League of Legends, much to my chagrin.
I am instead thinking about how full my stomach is.
I’ve been preaching for a while now about the sanctity of “always...
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Mel Gibson Month: Pocahontas
It’s been like 2 weeks.
Here’s Pocahontas.
I already wrote a bit on why I really enjoyed the ending to Pocahontas, and unfortunately I feel like I look back on the film with rose-tinted shades, because I watched it again and I don’t feel like it should be my number 1 Disney film.
Right from the start, there was trouble, because I had to watch the film online, which was five...
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December 2011
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Mel Gibson Month: The Road Warrior
Well, this is probably considered one of his best films, so I should probably watch it.
The copy of The Road Warrior was one from the local library, and it has some kind of fucked up quality to the video where it seems like it was unmastered in the sense that it makes the movie look like it was some bottom quality soap-opera thing.
It’s not the original film’s fault, since this...
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Up Late: 12/28/11
So my cousin sent me a link to a review of Royal Dansk Butter Cookies and it reminded me of how I’ve kind of gotten away from reviewing the particularly mundane things in my life.
Tonight, I had a severe headache because I’ve played about 30 hours of Deus Ex: Human Revolution in the past 3-4 days. I took a nap and intended to go to sleep, but woke up an hour later, hungry.
So, I made...
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Mel Gibson Month: Lethal Weapon
So last year I did Jeff Bridges Week, which was fairly unsuccessful because two of the five or so entries ended up being Asian films that did not feature Jeff Bridges, but since I couldn’t find any more Jeff Bridges films, I was stuck with Oldboy and Red Sorghum.
Because the availability of Mel Gibson’s films online is about as significant as his insanity, I think I have enough films...
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The Nature of Being Overrated: Portal 2 and TES V:...
I read an article recently and one of the first sentences really irked me.
“Places like GamesRadar and the Associated Press have said Portal 2 is their top pick for 2011. I too, would place Portal 2 above Skyrim on my list, with my ultimate Game of the Year being Deus Ex: Human Revolution, a selection I might be alone in choosing.”
I don’t know about Deus Ex: Human Revolution,...
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