the dental school students recently received a generous donation of about $200/person from what they originally told us was an “anonymous benefactor.” however, we later found out from the dean that it reflects our “first share of the licensing fees received from King Saud bin Abdulaziz University for providing their faculty the rights to our predoctoral curriculum.”
admittedly I stole the song idea from somebody, but this is just too goddamn appropriate/hilarious
It’s so much funnier because Saudi Arabia is all kinds of fucked up.
